Who's There?: Transcript
[phone rings twice]
[sound of receiver being picked up]
Speaker 1: [voice compressed as if via telephone] Hello?
Speaker 2: Hi, I'm calling for the podcast.
Speaker 1: What?
Speaker 2: Hi, I heard you have a podcast.
Speaker 1: Uh, I, uh think you have the wrong number.
Speaker 2: So you're saying you don't have any podcasts? [last word distorted with phaser and echo effects]
Speaker 1: I mean— [echo of "podcasts" interrupts speaker] Yes. I think everybody has a podcast at this point. But I wasn't expecting a call about it.
Speaker 2: But aren't we [voice grows muffled] inside the podcast right now?
Speaker 1: Who is this?
Speaker 2: It is the podcast calling. We are the podcast now. Podcasts all the way down. [sentence echoes for a few seconds, growing louder] Everything is being recorded. ["recorded" replays three times, accompanied by the sound of a record skipping]
Speaker 1: [frustrated] Wait, what's being recorded?
Speaker 2: We are. For the podcast.
[sound of phone hanging up]
Speaker 2: [whispering] For the podcast.